Okay. I have just seen possibly the most bizarre and morbid thing ever. Check out Lifegems. What is a Lifegem? Their website says, "A LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life." Wait, what? Created from the carbon of your loved one? What the heck? Seriously, could you imagine making Grandma into a diamond ring after she passes? No. That would seriously freak me out. Oh my gawrsh, and what if it got stolen? What if you had some loser in the family that decided to pawn off the ring for ganja money? No. No. No.